jimsturgess:

today someone passed me a paper and i said “thank” and they said “did you just say thank” and then i realized dorothy we’re not on the internet anymore

(Source: matthitarchive, via chickenmcwings)

This whole ‘having headaches and nausea every day’ thing is for the fuckin’ birds, man.

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

(via docturbating)

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